Late this past Tuesday evening international superstar Taylor Swift was found in the custody of Eau Claire police. Swift had reportedly chased a peculiar man
up and down the rows of the parking lot and proceeded to slap him silly
says local law enforcement. Swift claims that the woman was not her, but her evil twin. It is unclear at this time if Ms.Swift is telling the truth or not.
Officials say the man made a quick recovery and still plans to see her in concert this summer. There is no current trial date set. It is unclear if Swift will spend time behind bars because of her wealth and status. She will most likely face 1 month behind bars compared to similar offenders sentence of life in prison. The whereabouts of Swift are currently unclear. The current rumor is that she has fled to Spain.
The Eau Claire Police Department is strongly against following in Swift's criminal footprints. Even close friends of Swift, like Selena Gomez, have spoken out against Swift's actions. Gomez pleads fans to not look up to these criminal behaviors
. If you feel inpsired to commit a crime of your own, please visit the Eau Claire social worker on the north end of the Eau Claire Police Department building.
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